Jonesgo

(unit of time)
The time it takes a Welsh Brummie to get a really obscure sexual innuendo or joke.

Usually equates to several minutes.

Bloody hell mate, that took you an absolute jonesgo to get that one!!

by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Jonestown

A party hosted by commies a long times ago in south america where you lie on the ground sunbathing after drinking poisonous Kool aid

Person 1: Have you been to Jonestown?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: How come you are still alive?

by eggman nega February 10, 2021

jonestown massacre

In the Mid 70’s a preacher named Jim Jones created his own town, formerly named JonesTown. Approximately 1000 people lived there and he promised them a utopian society. Later he brought them to a secluded area and killed men, women, and children with cyanid infused Kool-Aid. He brutally killed the children first, And shot him self after they all died.

Have you ever heard of the JonesTown massacre?

by CDR KINGZz November 29, 2017

Hulio Jonesworth

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.

I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017

Jonestown

One of the worst events in United States History. 918 people died of either gunshots, stabbings, or drinking a cyanide laced fruit drink. This incident is what made the phrase "don't drink the Kool-aid".

"9/11 was the worst US tragedy, but Jonestown is a close second"

by Sidd t April 1, 2013

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is greatest band on earth. period.

by Jeremey Dawson November 27, 2007