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Angelica: OMGSH! Look at Nicks JONASS!
Andi: No, i swear, Kevins is way better.
Pamela: But Joe's Jonass is firmer....
jonass by lyssasauruss April 10, 2008
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Cryptic Jonass 

Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.

Jonas Brothers 

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
Jonas Brothers by Super Tips July 28, 2023
When someone is being a fucking ass for absolutely no reason and is always picking on you somehow. That person also has a fatass.
Person A: What? Why the long face?
Person B: Ugh, just got joassed by some bitch, didn't even say anything to her!
Joass by acornbabe November 3, 2019

Jonasism 

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019

My Name is Jonas 

A song by Weezer which is their first song on their first album.
weezer fan 1: What are some good songs?
weezer fan 2: My name is jonas is a great song. U should listen to it.
My Name is Jonas by edwild22 March 1, 2009
Jonasia is a beautiful girl, who is also smart and intelligent. Athletic and jockey, but is also about her work. Jonasia is a girl who's mixed with the best and the worst it'll amaze you.... she's the kindest girl you'll ever meet, she looks out for everyone and gets hurt really fast.
Jonasia is a Beaty
jonasia by Kidd123 March 14, 2017
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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