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Jomud is a gay person.He will fuck every people in his family even his parent.He will keep kissing you until you cant breath.You can find him in the street with no shirt.
jomund is gay
Jomund by Flintk91 October 8, 2022
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jörundur 

Jörundur is a very strong motherfucker from iceland and one of the best boxers out there if you got a friend name Jörundur you are lucky
Jörundur
jörundur by fannsiorri May 17, 2020
Related Words
Jomund Jocund Jound Jemund jobundles jogunda Jomanda Jomindel joqundre jorund
I am very jocund.
Jocund by Ethan and Blake March 5, 2019

joundling 

Last night I started joundling Aj’s nuts, he came instantly!
joundling by Misssmack731 October 28, 2017
That guy is so jocund I want to be like him
jocund by ekalb March 5, 2019

joqundre 

The words Comes from The Greeks Meaning Very Friendly. also Mean A For Of Sexual Act Where The Man Grabs The Females Vagina And Performs Oral Sexual Act.
Joqundre So Friendly To Rebecca.

Sarah Sed That Todd Hot The Joqundre Position On Her last Night.
joqundre by James Semaj December 19, 2016
a bitch that likes to steal cell phones for no reason but to hook up with guys.
"what happened to your phone?"
"oh, jomanda"
"that blows."
Jomanda by horsevagina March 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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