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Jomber

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Someone who is Jocking on my balls. An individual who annoys you to such an extreme extent that you feel as if they are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting your genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop being such a jomber.
Jomber by FidelFromNoHomo March 27, 2011
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JOMBH 

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Jack Off My Butt Hole, used as an inside joke and said in the presence of teachers, parents, adults without fear of being punished
"JOMBH" yelled Steve.
"Fuck you Steve!" said Bob.
"Bob that is a detention!" says Mr. Smith.
JOMBH by Timbo Slice February 21, 2008
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JOMBE 

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Jerk off memory bank
I seen dis bitch i wanna fuck. Instead I'll store her in the jombe and use her for later.
JOMBE by madbeater August 17, 2011
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jomber

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a wrestling move when your ass lands on another persons face
when sombody jumps on a guy with his butt that is called a jomber
jomber by meebo.com December 17, 2008
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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