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Someone who is Jocking on my balls. An individual who annoys you to such an extreme extent that you feel as if they are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting your genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop being such a jomber.
Jomber by FidelFromNoHomo March 27, 2011
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Jack Off My Butt Hole, used as an inside joke and said in the presence of teachers, parents, adults without fear of being punished
"JOMBH" yelled Steve.
"Fuck you Steve!" said Bob.
"Bob that is a detention!" says Mr. Smith.
JOMBH by Timbo Slice February 21, 2008
I seen dis bitch i wanna fuck. Instead I'll store her in the jombe and use her for later.
JOMBE by madbeater August 17, 2011
a wrestling move when your ass lands on another persons face
when sombody jumps on a guy with his butt that is called a jomber
jomber by meebo.com December 17, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026