Joltze 

This refers to a weeaboo who sits inside and watches anime all day.

person 1: Oh my god look at that guy watching anime again

person 2: Yeh! he's such a joltze lol

Joltze by SillyEars August 22, 2018

Jeltzer 

A hard Seltzer with semen in it. (Jizz + Seltzer: Jeltzer)

Kevin: Yo Vtom, can I get a Jeltzer?
Vtom: Yea dude, lemme top this one off real quick.

Jeltzer by CodieneSensei March 18, 2020

Jolten

he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay

wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay

Jolten by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018

Jolteon 

An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.

The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.

Jolteon by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

jolzen 

the best youtuber on the face of the universe

"i wanna bang jolzen"

jolzen by jolzen December 1, 2022

throat jolter 

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

throat jolter by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Jolteon 

Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.

To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.

Jolteon by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003