jiltzer

term for penis, usually used with a half ass scottish accent.

sometimes homosexuals like to say it as well.

Sean Connery: "I like to manhandle the breats before she tittyfucks my jiltzer."

"Jerry, your jiltzer was amazing last night, want some clam chowder?"

jiltzer by Chaseblaze June 22, 2005

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jilters

A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.

My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.

jilters by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008

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Jeltzer

A hard Seltzer with semen in it. (Jizz + Seltzer: Jeltzer)

Kevin: Yo Vtom, can I get a Jeltzer?
Vtom: Yea dude, lemme top this one off real quick.

Jeltzer by CodieneSensei March 18, 2020

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Jietzer

Its Me Bitch Go Make Up Your Own Names.

Yo Jietzer Your A Pimp Fo Sho!

Jietzer by Jietzer January 1, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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