jolonda

One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.

Jolonda called me a whore.

by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014

Jolanda

A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.

Jolanda is a baddy.

by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

Jovonda

A jovonda is headstrong. Determined and dedicated, yet caring and loving. A jovonda loves to have fun and let loose. Jovondas are poetic, artistic, and immensely fun to be around. Stunningly sexy, and also elegantly beautiful. Eloquent in speech and highly intelligent. Jovondas love to debate, even though they like to appear as if they are never wrong. Cutely conceited, great confidence. Jovondas are reliable, honest, and among other things drop dead gorgeous. Sweet, loving, nice, inviting. You know you have a jovonda if you can describe her in one word..... AMAZING!

"I wouldn't trade Jovonda for all the world."

by chrissy & jr February 3, 2010

jolynda

Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.

You can make it through this. Your a jolynda.

by sintara February 3, 2010

Jolanda

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

Jolynda

Noun-A strong, 30 year old woman, who can take whatever life throws at her. Usually attractive with a stunning smile. She never gives up and keeps pushing forward no matter what lies in her path.

You can do this. You're a jolynda.

by sintara February 3, 2010

JoLinda

A smart beautiful girl who isn't afraid to be herself, who could care less what someone thinks about her. when she walks into the room the whole room stops and stares at her beauty. she's got guys lined up waiting to be with her. She is also an amazing friend. If you have a JoLinda in your life, you are hella lucky.

that JoLinda is sexy

by Taylor Shoolu October 13, 2011