A
guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.
All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get'
s jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he
will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.
Then one day a lady falls
in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.