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jollyranching 

Sticking as many Jolly Ranchers up a persons ass as possible and making someone else eat it while they shit it out.
1. Dude, her ass is so wide after the jollyranching. I can fit my head in that bih!

2. The jollyranching was the best experience I've ever had!

jollyrancher

a term used for a guy who can stay so hard that girls can suck him for a long time oh my god- term made famous my D4L's song Laffy Taffy
girl- you know u aint that big
guy- plz girls call me jollyrancher
jollyrancher by hotdyme95 November 6, 2005

Jollyvas 

A home brewed cider that tastes similar to horse urine. Possible side effects include nausea, head pains and potentially permanent blindness.
Jo "hey, have you tried that jollyvas yet?'
Sam "No, but max did and he went blind"
Jollyvas by Jackg1787 September 8, 2011

jollymander 

A misheard word, which the person who mishears it, continues to mishear it, in exactly the same way, no matter how many times they ask for the word to be repeated.
K: Hi, my name's Kumail.
J: Camel?
K: Kumail
J: Sorry, can you say that again?
K: Kum-ay-il
J: Camel?
K: KUMAIL!
J: Hi Camel.

K: My name's not a jollymander; fix your fucking ears!
jollymander by Werdenschmidt June 3, 2018

jollytastic 

fantastic and jolly fused into one. best of both worlds
“see jollytastic is a word so stop gaslighting me”

the_red_jollyrancher 

A tiktoker with over 2,000 followers. She posts Roblox edits.
Person 1: wow that’s an amazing edit!
Person 2: duhh that’s the_red_jollyrancher from TikTok!
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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