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Jolly Bird

A term used for friends that are ignoring your group text. Like little birds, checked out and singing happily on tree branches while the world spins by them and history is made. These people, the jolly birds of the group text are absent-mindedly living their (less interesting than the group text) lives while a plethora of useful and critical information passes through their grip as the group conversation moves into the future without them.
That Jolly Bird should've never been added to this group text in the first place, their input is irrelevant at this point!
Jolly Bird by Lizzard 313 May 23, 2013
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Jelly Bird 

1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.

2. Really high.
1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.

2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.
Jelly Bird by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004

jelly bird 

any female who is acting crazy-drunk; (ohhehaheiaejsjddj) while waving arms and moving head without control
Annemarie and Daniella are a pair of jelly birds.
jelly bird by jellybirdexpert September 16, 2009

jelly bird 

A large fat birded typed pokemon.
or your best friends fat little brother.
Brett you are such a jelly bird.
jelly bird by Brandonheat January 17, 2008

jellybird 

a homosexual who enjoys sucking jelly off his partners penis while flapping his arms like a bird
Dan Brock is such a jallybird, last night I caught him flapping his arms and sucking the jelly right off of Peair.
jellybird by BulletProofJesus January 20, 2004
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