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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series of Manga that revolves over a family who have have a Jo in the first name and Jo in the last. Craziness ensues. Also, vampires, steamrollers, and magic guardians.
Dio Brando: So, Jotaro. I finally figured out a way to kill you!
*TAKES OUT A HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES*
Your death will be more gruesome than Joseph's!
ZA WARUDO!

That's Basically how part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure went down.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure by BobDoleX2 February 21, 2007

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 

A manga and anime that is enjoyable even for viewers who do not readily watch Japanese media.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is wild ride of muscle hunks, classic rock trivia, and questionable fashion choices.

Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life 

Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure 

guy 1) hey do you watch anime?
guy 2) yeah , what's your favorite anime?
guy 1) Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
guy 2) woah! same!

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Big buff men fighting for a woman against a big buff gay vampire
Dude, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is so gay, I love it!
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