Jointed
Jointed by MilkCerealBro May 5, 2022
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Jointed
Person 1: what are you up to this fine Sunday evening?
Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!
Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!
Jointed by Aren-James May 30, 2006
jointed up
Drakeo: I been joint up nigga dead homies!
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames if they ain’t jointed up like myself.
Random: he really thought he was jointed up tho he just got an ego
Frostydasnowmann: imma joint so dont bring me around no lames if they ain’t jointed up like myself.
Random: he really thought he was jointed up tho he just got an ego
jointed up by ThisDick_ June 13, 2024
Double-Jointed Vagina
Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.
Person 1: Where's Carrie?
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!
Person 2: I know, right?!
Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009
double-jointed-monkey-crawl
the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
double-jointed-monkey-crawl by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009
Double jointed pussy
What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.
Double jointed pussy by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019
double jointed ass
It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."
double jointed ass by silve-ja May 22, 2005
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