The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.
It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."
An evening of prolonged sex, resulting in lack of sleep.
Q: You coming to the footy today mate?
A: Nah, I'm fucked, had a big night on the box last night.
An unpleasant state resulting from intoxication.
Q: You want to go get a kebab?
A: No way, I'm fingered