big night on the box

An evening of prolonged sex, resulting in lack of sleep.

Q: You coming to the footy today mate?
A: Nah, I'm fucked, had a big night on the box last night.

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

cake hole

slang for anus, butthole

he takes it up the cake hole

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

fingered

An unpleasant state resulting from intoxication.

Q: You want to go get a kebab?
A: No way, I'm fingered

by silve-ja May 20, 2005

lolly bag

Slang for scrotum sack

I saw an old man's lolly bag at the nude beach.

by silve-ja May 20, 2005