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Johny rocket 

Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.
Johny rocket by somelamekid July 9, 2009
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Jonny Rocket Teeth 

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.
"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

johnny rocket 

the best hamburger place on the planet. their burgers arent fake and processed like mcdonalds and burger king. all their stuff is fresh. and the service there is really good.
i had lunch at Johnny Rocket. it was sooooo good!
johnny rocket by SexyLexie April 6, 2007

Johnny Rocket 

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a dudes dick. Also known as a J-Rock.
I was fiending for coke so bad that I was willing to do a Johnny Rocket off of my dealers dick.
Johnny Rocket by BigDWill January 13, 2013

jonny rocket 

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.
i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

johnny rocket 

im goin to make a johnny rocket in your face

johnny rocket 

term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"
I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!

After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.
johnny rocket by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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