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Jontavious
A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.
Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.
Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016
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Jontavion
A bright happy child who is Timid some times but if you piss him off you gotta deal with him and he will beat the shit out of you and won't stop but overall very nice and kind
Jontavion by Zaddtynigga2234 May 24, 2019
johntroy
really nice and cute he is lovely and he love to ack like he dose n like a girl but he love her he is a awesome kisser he love to cuddle and we will always make yor day he love to play wth your feelings and can break your heart really easily but don't be scared he will always come back and say sorry over and over
johntroy by pageyyyy8888 March 17, 2021
Jontavious Q
Jontavious Q by TOomp February 21, 2021
Johnmarco
slightly gay individual, hilarious, good looking in a GQ kind of way. has his own gravitational pull, and if you look at him too long you are in danger of becoming addicted.
1. Wow, Johmarco is soooo funny.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.
2. Is Johnmarco gay?
3. It almost feels as if Johmarco is pulling me into his orbit.
Johnmarco by lsighlsdhglsdi January 3, 2010
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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