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Johnson fold 

Lovely estate , huge family. Be aware of the bunch of lads that constantly beg for cigarettes around the shops. Smells of weed most of the time but a nice place to live ,quiet estate unless there’s trouble then the whole estate know. Most of the estate know everyone’s business . Constant trouble causer of a child who’s constantly reported with brown hair usually in his pyjamas and has started to curl his hair. Shop keeper of bhojanis off-licence is a strange one who will touch your hand when giving him you the change of what u have bought and has you stood waiting whilst watching his tv.
Other than all that it’s a lovely estate , houses are quite big
johnson fold is a well known area known as jfold
Johnson fold by S*et May 11, 2019
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Johnson Fold aka upper Heaton to any posh wannabe folk. Johnson fold locates "doffcocker lodge" where, back in the day children would swim after repeatedly being told not to ,threatened with "Pike ul get ya"

Johnson fold isn't and has never really been much multicultural. All the folk are a huge family. If not that, they're all in every bodies business. It stinks of weed 99% of the time. Other 1% is cow shit. Always one noisy fucker on a crosser revving the roads pissing residents right off. Local shop keeper is best known to be a pest.
Who lives up j-fold Johnson fold?
johnson fold by T*** May 6, 2018

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