Johnnyed 

When your computer or phone doesn't give a shit about life and turns of with no warning.

Fuck, my computer Johnnyed itself

Johnnyed by stevememebobs November 27, 2016

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnnied

A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.

cashed

"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."

"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"

Johnnied by Jan N. September 22, 2005

jonnyed 

1. When you utterly dominate someone in a intelligent manner.

2. When you are enlightened by someones comment.

3. To be mind blown

- "Hey man, did you just see that lawyer ? ...he just got jonnyed

- "Wow thanks man, that was some powerfull stuff, i was just jonnyed the whole"

- "Hey man did you speak to Robert?"
"No, not yet.. why?"
"All i can say is that he jonnys me every time"

Origin - from the old soul yet young in figure Sir Jonathan A E (aka "Jonny")
known for his philosophical and entertaining insight he had on matters that were simple in speech yet powerful in meaning.

jonnyed by recognize*the*forgotten February 5, 2014

Johnnied

Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)

Johnnied by tesss November 10, 2012

Farmer Johnned 

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

Farmer Johnned by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

johnnyextreemo 

the koolest guy ever, sexy, smart some times... easy to love, extremely hot, and can kick all of your aasses at once.

that guy is so johnnyextreemo

johnnyextreemo by Johnny Extreemo March 27, 2004