2 definitions by tesss

grocery bag

when a poor man cant afford any condoms so he re-uses his old one.

"bitch settle down, im gettin this grocery bag all up in your shit"

by tesss November 7, 2007

Johnnied

Being passed up for a promotion/job that was promised to you; a decision typically made by Administration, wherein an employee works diligently for a position/promotion and Administration decides to hire someone else.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Mark didn't get the job after all?!

Frank: What?!! He was next in line!

Bob: I know man... they Johnnied him...

(usually followed by a moment of silence or an expletive, expressing an outrage for the injustice brought down by The Man)

by tesss November 10, 2012