slumbercat2k's definitions

tart's-tits

The female equivalent of Builder's Bum.

"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"

by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

TSFF

Tough Shit Fuck Face

"My girlfriend slept with another guy" : TSFF

by slumbercat2k September 18, 2010

Design Flaw

A woman's period

I'm sorry babes.... we can't have sex tonight, my design flaw is back but unpopular demand

by slumbercat2k March 8, 2017