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Johnlike 

When someone feigns naivety or stupidity in order to avoid any responsibilities or plans, usually they themselves have made.
‘She’s not coming because she thought it was next month? She organised the whole thing! Why is she so johnlike?!’

Work asked him to come in on Monday, but he said he couldn’t because he had lots of work that day. He’s so johnlike...’
Johnlike by Salmonslapper November 1, 2019
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Johnluke 

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!
Johnluke by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026