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Johnlike 

When someone feigns naivety or stupidity in order to avoid any responsibilities or plans, usually they themselves have made.
‘She’s not coming because she thought it was next month? She organised the whole thing! Why is she so johnlike?!’

Work asked him to come in on Monday, but he said he couldn’t because he had lots of work that day. He’s so johnlike...’
Johnlike by Salmonslapper November 1, 2019
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Johnluke 

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!
Johnluke by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026