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Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
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She is a God fearing woman. She is a loving and kind person. She loves on you hard. She is a very out going person. She is very passionate about everything she does. She has all the patience in the world but don't ever get on her bad side. She is a ride or die chick. When she is with you, she down to the end but when she let go she is DONE. Once you get a Jonisha hold on TIGHT because she is the best friend you always wanted. #LOVING #KIND #SWEET
Jonisha is the best you will ever have!
jonisha by Jonisha January 8, 2017
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A girl who is very outgoing and spontaneous she is loyal and often has lots of friends she is funny and tends to put others before herself
She helped a stranger today. She is such a janisha
janisha by Funsize Girl November 1, 2013

Joneisha 

Joneisha's are very will-powered females, beautiful and have a bubbly personality. Joneisha's are always ready to learn new things and experience different things. Joneisha's get very nervous around guys they tend to fall for and are scared of letting out their feelings for him. Joneisha's usually have very nice bodies. They are friendly to everyone even those who dislikes them and are always willing to lend a helping hand. Joneisha's are very self concious about themselves mainly because of past events. If you ever get to meet a Joneisha get to know her and you will see they are the greatest friends to have. Joneisha's usually fall for guys that are not the same race as them and they don't like stereotypes.
Joneisha is amazing
Joneisha by weeeeeeeeeejgjgjgg April 10, 2012
A Beautiful girl who isn't afraid to show who she is. Jonisa isn't afraid of rejection. Rejection is afraid of her. Jonisa will make you fall in love with her it's hard not to think about Jonisa.
Andy: Jonisa I can't get her out of my mind.
Jonisa by PANDA BEOTCH! October 13, 2011
A very short but kinda tall pretty girl who had a good heart but she will kill you if you get into her bad side . janisha is mostly Puerto Rican or black , she is usually very chill and outgoing but she is a very very very shy girl , A janisha is a true friend and will be there for u anytime even if your someone who did her the baddest, Janisha has a lot of friends and a lot of people love and care about her , if janisha has a boyfriend she’ll do anything for him and people will think she is dumb for doing things for a man she loves but that how big of a heart A janisha has , her hair is always good and she dosent try to be others she dresses like her self and actes like her self ,A janisha is not really a fighting person but if she has to she will , a lot of boys want janisha but she will do anything for just one janisha is a very loyal girl and she is one of the best people you will meet
Friend 1: hey janisha is a VERY good friend you should try to talk to her

Friend2: I don’t know I don’t like good friends

Friend 3:your missin out because she is lit and good and very pretty

Friend 4 : she gotta nice butt
janisha by Tifgang April 10, 2019
Is a gorgeous, funny, and sexy girl. She is trustworthy and one of a kind. She should not be underestimated. Jinisha needs someone to Love, charish, and support her. She is beautiful in every possible way.
Jinisha by Itsme101 October 30, 2017
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