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Slang term for the male sexual organ, the member, the cock. Diminutive form of "Johnson".
So I woke up this morning and drew the curtains, when I heard a scream from the street below. Turns out my johnce was poking out of my underwear, and old Mrs. Glick from down the road got quite a shock.
johnce by Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin June 29, 2010
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Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!
Johnelle’s are the best to have around
Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018
It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.
Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!
Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021
That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...
Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.
johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021
Is a very outgoing person she puts others before herself, johnae tries to avoid drama & focus on her dreams, but she's also a funny, beautiful girl she makes people feel welcome . Johnae is not afraid to speak her mind she's very bold do not underestimate a johnae
Yeah that's johnae
Johnae by osbaf53 January 5, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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