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A fiercely loyal, charismatic and funny individual.

He's chatty, even more so when he's passionate about something. He will always put a smile on your face and cheer you up.

A handsome, kind and loving guy.
Everyone needs a Johneil in their life!
Johneil by YellowCuddles November 23, 2021
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Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!
Johnelle’s are the best to have around
Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018
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Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.
Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate
Johnel by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018

Joshneil 

A person who is trying to find a way to come out the closet
Oh I heard jude is trying to joshneil
Joshneil by Paton698 June 19, 2020
A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)
Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
Johnell by inevitableloser November 24, 2018

Johnreil 

If you have this name , your just special. It's a pretty different name.
Hello Johnreil , how are you?
Johnreil by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020
A very cool and sweet young man who is the youngest in his class. He does any dare given to him and doesn't pussy out of 98% of his dares, he is what is known as a "savage". He is very attractive and is an MVP that literally never rests. He plays basketball like no other, he is a mini Stephen Curry. He likes to watch horror movies. He gets a new number everyday and likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks. He is honestly outstandingly. Girls jerk off to him. Your mom be riding him :)
Wow, did you hear Johnell, he just crossed up Ryan really badly like a MAD LAD.

Elijah: Wow, that's tough.
Johnell by inevitableloser November 24, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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