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Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.
boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect
Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019
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Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big
Johneauah....
johneauah by Johneauah January 23, 2020

O'johnease 

1.Typical black girl name.

2.One who comes from the projects
3.Uses "Q" instead of "g" when typing
4.Ends every sentence with "lyke"
5.Usually uses "flex" when doing something with friends
1. "Y3@h niqquh! d@t bitch O'johnease q0t @ c@k3 lyk3!"
2. " Bitch! I'm from dah ghetto lyke! nah mean?"
3. qoinqq tew dah mall
4. Nah b! lyke I be on dat football stautus lyke!
5.LYke mall flex layta wiff dah cr3w. #R F T.
O'johnease by bootycall813 June 29, 2011
An epic person who likes to mess up people while they are bowling, a big boi
Person 1: Yo did you hear that my mom skipped someone's turn in bowling 2 times?
Person 2: Really? What an epic johnah.
johnah by Joaj4445 June 4, 2019
a preson who is funny and fun and is caring but they will ghost you in a heart beat if you lose there trust.
johniah is a girl
johniah by cool fast girl November 22, 2021
Jah- God
neah- To move or settle
Combined - God Moves
Jahneah Joy- God moves with Joy
Jahneah by dictionaryRx February 8, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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