johnah

An epic person who likes to mess up people while they are bowling, a big boi

Person 1: Yo did you hear that my mom skipped someone's turn in bowling 2 times?
Person 2: Really? What an epic johnah.

johnah by Joaj4445 June 4, 2019

jonah marais roth frantzich 

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais 

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Joanah 

Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.

*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Jonah marais 

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

Jonah marais by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018

Jonah Marais 

He is the definition of perfection and happiness. He is one of the most beautiful and hot people in the world. He brings happiness wherever he goes. Follow him on all social media @Jonahmarais and @whydontwemusic . Follow me @_whydontwe33_

Damn it’s Jonah Marais, I love him!!!

Jonah Marais by _whydontwe33_ March 30, 2018