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John Oliver

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John Oliver

Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.
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John Oliver

An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
by Azmera June 28, 2010
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One of the only news anchors on TV rn who seems to know what he’s talking about
Guy1- Hey Did you see John Oliver last night?

Guy2- Yeah I hope he find that painting of two gay rats fucking
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john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied
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john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
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The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
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