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John Oliver

Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.
by melissuhann August 11, 2020
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janky

Messed up, foul looking, skanky, in need of attention, gross. Usually referring to someone's physical appearance that is not fresh or in top shape.
Damn girl, your nails are all chipped up. You better go to the salon because they're looking janky as hell!
by melissuhann July 20, 2014
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sure

The WORST response to a "Yes" or "No" question.

The response you give when you don't 100% want to say "Yes" but also don't want to say "No". "Sure" is the answer you use when on the fence about something, but is not an acceptable response to Y/N questions.
Phil: Do you want to go to the movies?

Sarah: Sure

Phil: (pause) Is that a "Yes" or "No"?

Sarah: Sure, I will go to the movies.

Phil: But I asked if you WANTED to go to the movies.

Sarah: And I said sure.

Phil: (leaves)
by melissuhann July 20, 2014
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wet napkin

A person who has no personality.
Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.
by melissuhann January 1, 2015
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