Definitions by melissuhann

2 Man Skeleton

2 men who have boners (hence skeleton) and stack face up on top of each other on a sled like LEGOs. The bottom guy reaches around and uses the top man’s boner like a controller so they know which way to lean on the sled as they barrel down the ice track. But def not gay.

Omg—did you see the 2 man skeleton in the Olympics? Why would anyone do that?

2 Man Skeleton by melissuhann February 22, 2026

John Oliver 

A euphemism for licking anus.

Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.

John Oliver by melissuhann August 11, 2020

wet napkin 

A person who has no personality.

Bob: It is so hard to carry on a conversation with Clare.
Jade: I know. She's such a wet napkin.

wet napkin by melissuhann January 1, 2015

janky 

Messed up, foul looking, skanky, in need of attention, gross. Usually referring to someone's physical appearance that is not fresh or in top shape.

Damn girl, your nails are all chipped up. You better go to the salon because they're looking janky as hell!

janky by melissuhann July 20, 2014

sure 

The WORST response to a "Yes" or "No" question.

The response you give when you don't 100% want to say "Yes" but also don't want to say "No". "Sure" is the answer you use when on the fence about something, but is not an acceptable response to Y/N questions.

Phil: Do you want to go to the movies?

Sarah: Sure

Phil: (pause) Is that a "Yes" or "No"?

Sarah: Sure, I will go to the movies.

Phil: But I asked if you WANTED to go to the movies.

Sarah: And I said sure.

Phil: (leaves)

sure by melissuhann July 20, 2014