John Morris

A dumbass racist white dude with crooked teeth.

Look a John Morris smoking pole

by Random dick weed June 14, 2019

John Morris

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

John J Morris

Pushin hella 🅿️ No question. Dude is ab it fr and is on go. Dude is grandfather of 🅿️

John J Morris is 🅿️ For real

by G god see gf gbh February 15, 2022

John Morris

To confidently share misinformation and insult people when proven wrong.

“It is right, I’ll call you a cock if you carry on!”

“Oh that isn’t even remotely true stop being a John Morris”

by JohntheNonce January 10, 2020