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The Captain John Morgan 

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The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
The Captain John Morgan by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009
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a wet john morgan 

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the act of shoving your nose in a vagina
Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan
a wet john morgan by Poonson May 16, 2016
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john hardy morgan 

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A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice
john hardy morgan by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020
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