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The Captain John Morgan 

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

a wet john morgan 

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina
Dude I gave that girl a wet john morgan
a wet john morgan by Poonson May 16, 2016

john hardy morgan 

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026