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John Mock 

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.
John Mock by Havemykids June 13, 2021
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John Mock 

The only poor mock banished to northern England by Thomas mock. He will return.
That man is just like John mock. Means they are poor
John Mock by Pastakatt June 18, 2022

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
John Mocker by DKO1 December 15, 2019

John Mocker

A white Faggot becomes an OMEGA GAY when full name is John Preston Mocker
Looked at that John Mocker, did you hear he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's dick.
John Mocker by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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