John Happy

A great drink requiring 1 1/2 cups of water and a bit of paper. Swallow water first, then eat the paper. Paper must be 1 cm by 1 cm or larger.

David, you need a John Happy in your system to lighten up.

by Anonymousy June 22, 2007

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019