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Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.
I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.
by The Lar November 21, 2019
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Apr 18 Word of the Day
Joe: my mom died yesterday

John: bruuhh

Joe: Yo my mom just won million dollars

John: bRuHhh

Joe: my mom made dinner for us
John: bruh
by I eat forks with noodles October 30, 2019
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