Johanney 

Johanney is a woman who is a total sweetheart, she’s compassionate, kind patient, gentle and humble. Your ideal girlfriend and a woman of God. She is very faithful, will stick with you through thick and thin, calm, can be outgoing and a cool person to be around. She is definitely wifey material and one of a kind, if you find her you best keep her, because once she’s gone that’s it, she knows her worth.

Man: I’m tired of being single I need me girl.
Man 2: Man you better get you a Johanney, heard they’re the best!

Johanney by Psycho96 November 21, 2021

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannyliz 

Johannyliz is kinda shy. But when she trusts you, you will see her true colors. You can tell being her friend or not she always working hard and gets straight A's always. Johannyliz can sometimes get you mad but everyone gets you mad at some point, but she is still amazing. She gives the best advice and is an amazing listener. Johannyliz is one of the most trustworthy people ever. She will be by your side through the good and the bad. She is the best friend to have so when you have her as a friend you better not let her go. She has a kind heart, and sometimes she can't say no. She falls for people kinda easily so you better take care of her. But when she needs to shes tough. But in general, Johannyliz is an EXTREMELY AMAZING person, she is rare and unique like her name but when you find one don't let her go.

Johannyliz Is Rare and Unique, and an Amazing Person To Have Around.

Johannyliz by em10909 March 17, 2020

Johanned 

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

Johanned by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

Johannes by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010

Johannes

Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.

Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit

Johannes by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020