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to jack-off
(jofting)
Mike: yo what you doing
Nick: nothing
Mike: yeah right, your probably jofting
Joft by imapimpdog March 31, 2009
Related Words
joft jofte Jofton Jofty
a person who runs the operations of an organization without having an executive or managerial title.

the person everyone in an organization goes to for advice.
You need to meet Donna. She's the jofte around here.
I'm the general manager of this place, but I would be nothing with my Bob, the jofte.
jofte by jofte January 17, 2023
1. Adj: To be witty, clever and charming and generally over 50 years of age. Tweed jackets or sandals are a must. Bad jokes are an optional extra

2. Noun: Joft, To have joft suggests you possess the above attributes.
1. Lars: "Hey did you goto that non-linearity lecture this morning? I'm so pissed about missing it"
Gary: "Yea Professor Horton is so fucking jofty ima pass the course so easy".

2. Employer: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones you're not quite who we're looking for, we need somebody with a little more joft".
Jofty by Rich Keenan April 9, 2008
Joey wardell, best fortnite player on NAE
This (person) just Jofton this kid after full piecing him
Jofton by Jofton March 10, 2024

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026