Jofty

1. Adj: To be witty, clever and charming and generally over 50 years of age. Tweed jackets or sandals are a must. Bad jokes are an optional extra

2. Noun: Joft, To have joft suggests you possess the above attributes.

1. Lars: "Hey did you goto that non-linearity lecture this morning? I'm so pissed about missing it"
Gary: "Yea Professor Horton is so fucking jofty ima pass the course so easy".

2. Employer: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones you're not quite who we're looking for, we need somebody with a little more joft".

Jofty by Rich Keenan April 9, 2008

jooty booty 

Jooty: Juggs(Tits)
Booty: Butt
Jooty Booty: Hot Body, Kickin Body

1. "That bitch has some jooty booty"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"

jooty booty by HK Turbo April 29, 2008

Jifty-Man 

Jif·ty·Man
noun

1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.

2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.

Passenger: "Could you please turn on the radio Mr Jifty-Man"

..and the Jay Z song comes on.

Jifty-Man by The master proof reader March 27, 2011

Jooty 

A Jewish booty -- cute and juicy.

Nice cushioning to stuff into a knee-length modern orthodox skirt, or a pair of designer jeans.

"Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at that Jooty."
"She looks like one of those rabbi's girlfriends."

Jooty by lyonz September 2, 2012

Jonty 

A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.

"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."

Jonty by Carl Dadd December 23, 2004

Jorty

A mixture of the alcoholic drink Joose and any 40 oz malt liquor.

"Pick me up a Dragon Joose and a Hurricane. I want to drink a jorty tonight."

alternative : fourlorty - mixture of four loco and 40 oz malt liqour.

Jorty by bigalliekat December 16, 2009

shotty no jotty 

slang for saying "Shotgun no Joust", which means to call the front passenger seat in a car

I got shotty no jotty!

shotty no jotty by P-Bau November 6, 2006