Joemy
Pronoun. Can also refer to as gorgeous. One of a kind. She's got the whole package: beauty, brains, awesome sense of humor and a hot rockin' body. Best friend you'll ever have. Lots of ambition and a great future ahead of her. Independent.
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joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Joey Batey
Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020
Joey Trap
The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them
Joey Trap by unintelligent human May 22, 2019
Joey Diaz
A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020
joey birlem
joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
joey birlem by australianjoey November 27, 2017
Joey Tribbiani
Joey (short for Joseph) Tribbiani is a fictional character on the show Friends. He is not very smart but he is surely a loyal and loving friend. He seems like a perverted womanizer but he is well-intentioned. Joey has a childish side and gets grumpy often but it just adds to his cuteness. Both his eyes and smile are so wide and just a look at him will definitely make you smile . Joey is not that tall but he has strong masculine features which makes him highly attractive and good with the ladies.
Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Joey has a catchphrase that he uses while smirking to grap women's attention : "how you doin?". His very deep voice adds even more sexiness to the catchphrase.
Example 1:
Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."
Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."
Example 2:
Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Friend : "Joey Tribbiani is on T.V."
Me : "OH LORD look at that cute smile , it just melts my heart."
Example 2:
Me: *just in the kitchen making coffee*
Me: *remembers Joey*
Also me: *smiles* HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE
Joey Tribbiani by Arwalovestøp November 7, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.