JoeTurtle

JoeTurtle is a star-turtle, traveling through deep space and going where no turtle has gone before.

Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starturtle JoeTurtle. His continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life, and new civilizations... To boldly go where no turtle has gone before.

by JoeTurtle July 31, 2010

jsturtle

The best person ever, not a simp, a turtle GOD, and is always right in every situation.

Man JSTurtle is soooo cool

by DefinitelyNotJSTurtle October 20, 2020

jewturtle

a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.

Thanks Jewturtle i just got my ass kicked.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

JewTurtle

1) n. a stiff, awkward dance that involves swinging and swaying your arms and hips back and forth. It is forced, unattractive, and embarrassing.
2) n. one who sweats uncontrolably while doing the "JewTurtle"
3) n. a dancing, robotic, singing turtle that dances like an ugly jew.

1) duuude! he's doing the jew turtle again!!
2) who does he think he is? I mean, nobody likes the JewTurtle. Nobody.
3) hahaha! Doesn't this turtle remind you of the way (-----) dances???

by I eat paste October 27, 2007