Joe D. 

Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.

While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.

Joe D. by BobBreton April 17, 2006

Joe'd

When Traffic Management employees leave traffic cameras looking at the trees, signs and everything except for the traffic.

I want to look at the accident on the interstate but it appears the camera is Joe'd

Joe'd by LouDouche May 15, 2019

Joe D 

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.

Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag

Joe D by Fricku69 December 31, 2021

Joe'd

To be left hanging when plans have been made

"You won't believe what happened last night"
"What?"
"I made plans with Joe last night but.. "
"You got Joe'd?"
"Yep"

Joe'd by random-name-to-use June 26, 2019

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To ruin ones knee due to an unorthodox running style and general clumsiness.

Shit man, your knee's been Joe'd!

Joe'd by NoseyMan January 26, 2020

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When a guy, who is a complete cheapo, arrogantly suggest that the girl pay for herself after asking her out.

Guy- Well I definitely got me. Prob you. But idk let me get my check.
Girl- Wow Seriously? I'm not even trying to get Joe'd!

Joe'd by I'm the truth why would I lie? April 15, 2010

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Joe Dudek

The most perfect human specimen that has huge cock and good at everything he does as well as god like abilities and looks. Growing up with an abusive father he grinds his way to the top with his dope swagger and his mutual talent. Every man or woman that is within 30 feet will die from 30 orgasims in less then five seconds. Legend says if you look at his ice for more then .213 seconds you will immediately disintegrate and go to hell. Yet if you are on his good side you will be sent to his palace atop the clouds where you and the gods spend the rest of your days.he is quite literally a god.

This man is a joe dudek

Joe d by Coolsdsddc April 17, 2019