Joe’d
I’m gonna get so joe’d this weekend
Did you see Stacey at the party on Friday? She was totally joe’d
Did you see Stacey at the party on Friday? She was totally joe’d
Joe’d by Joejoestraggot543 May 3, 2021
Words you can keep
Joe’d
When your friend comes out buys a load of shots for everyone but themselves. Then abandon you in the pub and leave before the consequences of you’re intoxication become apparent.
Joe’d by Dickster-trickster August 10, 2021
Joe’d
When you are about to draft in your fantasy football league but your girlfriends family books you for berry picking at the same time so you have to draft on your phone while picking berries with a spotty connection
What happened to Joe? Why is his team so bad again this season?
Ya I know dude, we were planning on drafting that day but because biz ruined the draft he got Joe’d so now he’s picking berries with his gfs family and drafting at the same time
Ya I know dude, we were planning on drafting that day but because biz ruined the draft he got Joe’d so now he’s picking berries with his gfs family and drafting at the same time
Joe’d by Jimmus mcpimmus August 11, 2022
Joe'd
When Traffic Management employees leave traffic cameras looking at the trees, signs and everything except for the traffic.
Joe D.
Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.
Joe D
A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.
Joe'd
"You won't believe what happened last night"
"What?"
"I made plans with Joe last night but.. "
"You got Joe'd?"
"Yep"
"What?"
"I made plans with Joe last night but.. "
"You got Joe'd?"
"Yep"
Joe'd by random-name-to-use June 26, 2019
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.