Joe’d

When someone gets so drunk they can’t physically stand. They make a fool of themselves

I’m gonna get so joe’d this weekend
Did you see Stacey at the party on Friday? She was totally joe’d

by Joejoestraggot543 May 3, 2021

Joe’d

When your friend comes out buys a load of shots for everyone but themselves. Then abandon you in the pub and leave before the consequences of you’re intoxication become apparent.

Last night Emma got Joe’d, she still piling rainbows.

by Dickster-trickster August 10, 2021

Joe’d

When you are about to draft in your fantasy football league but your girlfriends family books you for berry picking at the same time so you have to draft on your phone while picking berries with a spotty connection

What happened to Joe? Why is his team so bad again this season?

Ya I know dude, we were planning on drafting that day but because biz ruined the draft he got Joe’d so now he’s picking berries with his gfs family and drafting at the same time

by Jimmus mcpimmus August 11, 2022

Joe'd

When Traffic Management employees leave traffic cameras looking at the trees, signs and everything except for the traffic.

I want to look at the accident on the interstate but it appears the camera is Joe'd

by LouDouche May 15, 2019

Joe D.

Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.

While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.

by BobBreton April 17, 2006

Joe D

A fat short kid that thinks he’s tough and cool. However in reality he’s not cool at all not good at fighting and he is incredibly weak. He also thinks that he’s good at everything when in reality the only thing he’s good at is being a dumbass. He thinks he’s in shape but has the body of a 40-year-old alcoholic man aka beer belly. He thinks bowling is a sport despite the fact that it only burns 300 Per hour. Also he has a chode whether he admits it or not.

Steve: hey look it’s Joe D
Jeff: bro that kid is the worlds biggest Fag

by Fricku69 December 31, 2021

Joe'd

To be left hanging when plans have been made

"You won't believe what happened last night"
"What?"
"I made plans with Joe last night but.. "
"You got Joe'd?"
"Yep"

by random-name-to-use June 26, 2019