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premature joculation 

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The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.
Word of the Day on June 5, 2008

premature joculation 

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1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

Julating 

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Julating-(juul-laet-eng)to lie about being on your period to avoid hooking up with a guy.
*guy slips hand down in her pants*

“oh my god Chad im on my period!”

“Damn bitch stop julating!”
Julating by Rwburkey June 4, 2018

E-joculation 

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Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.
That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!
E-joculation by Arthur Wolf July 6, 2003

E-joculation 

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the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age
E-joculation by jedipants September 28, 2003

Jonkulating 

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When the one we refer to affectionately as "Jonk" is circulating around the room talking to everyone like they are his best friend. Discharging his warm cunning words of kindness all over their innocent faces.
"Look at him Jonkulating with those people by the bar." "Ugh, we're trying to play a game here."
Jonkulating by Chris S. Redfield September 2, 2013
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mormon assault vehicle

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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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