premature joculation

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.

by JT Basher May 30, 2008

premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

E-joculation

Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.

That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!

by Arthur Wolf July 06, 2003

E-joculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

Ai pierdut jocul

Ai pierdut jocul (Eng: you lost the game) is a game that cannot be won. You can only lose it or postpone the loss for 30 mins.
The cooldown for "Ai pierdut jocul" is 30 mins

Ai pierdut jocul Stef
Ai pierdut jocul Alin
Ai pierdut jocul Laur
Ai pierdut jocul Razvan
Ai pierdut jocul Cosmin

by Xanderus the great August 06, 2022

Joculating

Verb form of jocular. The act of over the top jesting or merry making. Joculate, joculated, joculating.

The friends had too much to drink and were making a scene, joculating at the bar.

by Schmoseph May 23, 2024