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premature joculation 

The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.
Word of the Day on June 5, 2008

premature joculation 

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

Julating 

Julating-(juul-laet-eng)to lie about being on your period to avoid hooking up with a guy.
*guy slips hand down in her pants*

“oh my god Chad im on my period!”

“Damn bitch stop julating!”
Julating by Rwburkey June 4, 2018

E-joculation 

Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.
That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!
E-joculation by Arthur Wolf July 6, 2003

E-joculation 

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards e-jaculating all over each other was making me ill”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
E-joculation by jedipants September 28, 2003

Jonkulating 

When the one we refer to affectionately as "Jonk" is circulating around the room talking to everyone like they are his best friend. Discharging his warm cunning words of kindness all over their innocent faces.
"Look at him Jonkulating with those people by the bar." "Ugh, we're trying to play a game here."
Jonkulating by Chris S. Redfield September 2, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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