Jimsplaining

When you add tall tales and overembelish a story to include your own experiences.

Did you hear how he was jimsplaining about meeting that football player? DID NOT HAPPEN

by toaster556 July 13, 2017

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021

Jewsplaining

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022

Jatsplaining

The explanation of something related to Sikhism by a Jat Sikh, typically to a Non-Jat Sikh, or to a rational moderate Jat Sikh, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Khalistanis Jats in Canada are often seen Jatsplaining Sikhism to the peaceloving true Khatri & Dalit Sikhs

by True_Sikh November 29, 2021

Jocsplaining

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.

Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."

by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022

timsplaining

When Tim doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about, so he starts stuttering and saying "uh um huh uhhhhh"

I asked tim to tell me how to capture this monster and all he could say was "you gotta uhhh ummm uh i um get the um idk" he's so good at timsplaining

by puncakebro May 23, 2021

Jansplaining

A german's person strong inclination to share their opinions and insights, often believing that they have a deeper understanding of a subject matter than others. Their persistent need to explain and assert their knowledge can sometimes come across as arrogant or overbearing. However, it's important to note that their intentions may stem from a genuine desire to share information and contribute to conversations.

"Whenever Maria talks about her Mexican heritage, Hans is continuously jansplaining as if he knows more about her culture than she does. In an attempt to further assert his expertise. Later, he even goes as far as sending Maria an article on Mexican traditions and customs, as if she needs to be educated by him."

by Fat Johnny from Sales July 18, 2023