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jobsploitation

making money from and cynically exploiting unemployed/employed people by forcing them to constantly update qualifications, jump hoops, pay to work, attend job seeker interviews, accept unsuitable employment etc.
A massive student debt and then years of jobsploitation to look forward to - I wouldn't like to be a young person these days!

cocksploitation 

1. An ostentatious exhibition of many surgically removed penises.
2. An act of using a surgically removed penis as a rubbing agent to evoke long forgotten memories of acceptable forms of sexual pleasure.
1. She's just flaunting those amputated cocks around like it's Christmas or something. Now that's some good ol' fashioned cocksploitation!
2. Jimmy is still using his dead grandfather's penis to remind himself of better times with Jerry. It's really a classic case of grandfather cocksploitation, as described by Sigmund Freud in his 1901 paper.
cocksploitation by franzpolak November 10, 2010

jerksploitation 

1) v. The act of sexting self gratifying images to innocent young victims for one's own aggrandizement.
2) n. Being a tool of the administration, scratch that. Being a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans, scratch that.
3) v. Using the Lame Stream Media, or MSM (the first 'm' in "main" is silent) to draw even more attention to oneself than previously imagined.
4) see: Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner engaged in jerksploitation to entice innocent young victims as he gratified himself, while being a tool for the administration, as a stand up guy in stiff opposition to Republicans.

The Democrat congressman used the Lame Stream Media to aggrandize himself in gross jerksploitation of prime airtime.
jerksploitation by Vern2765 November 25, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026