Jockan 

A cold wet miserable land north of Hadrian's wall but depending on whom you talk to, Edinburgh is not part of this great nation. (There is some truth to that as it was part of the kingdom of Northumbria back in the day hence why nearby Athelstanford is named after an English king with an English suffix) Populated by gingers who when not fighting the English are always fighting eachother over religion despite half of them not being religious whatsoever. A land known for shlte food, decent ale even though they choose bam juice instead or as I like to call it "Jock Juice"

One good thing to happen to Jockan is the oil in the north sea so the Teutchers can stop being miserable bastards now, just don't tell the yanks!

Tally ho old bean, I'm off to the capital of Jockan. The great thing is, Edinburgh's basically England anyway so hopefully I won't get pasted by a load of fenians and Teuchters. Pip pip cheerio and all that bollocks

Jockan by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021

Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

Jocksniffer 

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

Jocksniffer by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008

jackanine 

When a jackass pulls an asinine move.

the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine.

jackanine by NKBrat March 7, 2008

jocking my style 

messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me

Yo man that nigga is jocking my style

jocking my style by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005

jockin 

Verb
Inflected forms: Jocking, Jockin
1. (a) The act of obsessing over another with intense affection. (b) Attempting to woo with the hopes of romance. 2. (a) To copy the likeness of and/or follow intently. (b) To be sought after. 3. Talking about another with no care to anyone that hears it and with no intention of stopping.
Linguistic Origin:
To be someones jock (jockstrap).

"Curtis enjoyed watching Audrey play tennis at the park and payed no attention to the haters who knew; despite the thought he may be jockin."
"I saw him at the party, that girl was jockin you."
"Why do you always got to be jockin' my dance moves?"

jockin by Miss S. Bee January 1, 2009

Jockin 

V. - to be way too wrapped up in somebody elses situation. It came from a common term to express somebody paying way too much attention to another person's life - "being on somebody's nuts". A jock strap is worn on a guy's nuts, so jockin is referencing being on somebody's nuts like a jock strap.

brah, all these haters jockin. they need to get their own life.

Jockin by $wisher$weet November 12, 2010