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Jocelinn 

The most fucked up girl, she has trust issues but she just needs someone trustworthy. Her ex probably treated her like shit even though she’s great. Also she always high asf and funny as fuck. She probably always has guys hitting on her but she only goes for a special someone.
Did you see Jocelinn?

Yeah she was bout high asf with her group over there😂
Jocelinn by realassbitchgiveaf November 10, 2019
Words you can keep
She is a perfectionist deal with it. Often shy she is outgoing with other people. Joceline will have breakdowns its the life of a Joceline.

Joceline gives the bests hugs. The artsy gorl is very colorful.
Joceline calm down its just a wrinkle .
Joceline by Dont worry emma September 20, 2019
A smart, beautiful, girl with a really caring heart . she loves everyone but mostly if she has a boyfriend and she makes you laugh . she is perfection in a person . Everyone loves her and she has great hair, smile, and style . She normally has someone annoying in her family . She is also an angel that gets what she wants when she wants . She is a princess that is very shy and is also a people person . she is also cute .
Joceline Is a pretty, adorable,funny,thick,loyal,freaky girl but don't get on her bad side. if I were you I wouldn't want to mess with her of you will be found dead on the floor
Someone: " omg I hate joceline soooo much"
Joceline: *punches her really hard
Joceline by Joceline295 December 16, 2019
A loud(and quiet), emotional, girl that will make you smile at any time of the day. She's the cutest little unicorn you will ever meet. She's highly intelligent, smart, and her knowledge of netflix shows will blow you of of the water. She's the type of girl that con comfort you in almost any situation, be there for you, stand up for you, laugh with you, get mad if the word "you" is repeated 24/7, She's someone you never want to loose, but that impossible because she will never loose you.
"OMG Jocelynn you look amazing today!" said by her friend
Jocelynn by the slave wizard January 27, 2017
Jocelynn is probably your best friend let’s be honest. She is so caring and has a little girl vibe but at the same time the most mature person ever. She makes you laugh at everything and being around her can make your mood go from 0-100. She’s also the type of person you have a strong urge to take pictures with because she’s so beautiful. She has the BEST music sense (even if her favorite songs are from 2012) and can get you addicted to a band in less than a night. She brings love, joy and everything good into your life. She’s a blessing and if you have a jocelynn in your life your the luckiest person ever.
Dude 1 “Man I got some ugly knees”
Dude 2 “me too bro! I wish I had knees like Jocelynn’s. Hers a hella fine🤤
Jocelynn: guys I know my knees are sexy give me space *hair flip* * sachets away*
Cute, amazingly funny, perfect girl. Easy to fall in love with, and huggable.
I love Joceline

I love Joceline moree!
No you don't! *bites head off*
Joceline by Samanthablack13 June 19, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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