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Jewish Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - an unhealthy obsession with Jews, Judaism and related issues
Since she was infected with JOCD, she reads Israeli newspapers, is very critical of Jews, subscribes to a bunch of Jewish related youtube channels but lives in Europe and is a catholic.
jocd by Haramatcal October 20, 2015
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Jocdo Jordon JoCo jondom jodo jordo jocko jockocracy Jobdodger jocko homo
Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.

A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.

A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).

In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.
Thank me later, Jodok!
Jodok by ananasbanane September 6, 2021

Joctournal 

Similar to the word, nocturnal, Joctournal is the action of staying up all night due to being turned on by jock straps.
Ex.
Allana: “Hey, Jordan! How’d you sleep?”

Jordan: “Not good, Allana. I stayed up all night thinking of that video you showed me last week about jock straps. I think I’m becoming Joctournal.”

Allana: “Jordan, that’s fucking disgusting!! :)”
Joctournal by Weebdestroyer July 24, 2018
A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.
"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"

"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."
Jordo by Ztopwazhere February 14, 2010
The name Jocosa means brilliant. She is a gorgeous girl with extreme wit about her. She is kind and caring for others, always putting herself second to those she loves. She can brighten your darkest of days whether it is with her radiant beauty or her sarcastic charm to make you laugh. Jocosa is incredible.
Jocosa has it all.
Jocosa by Mom21 February 6, 2010
Verbally funny.
"Well Taylor you're very jocose today."

"Thanks?"
jocose by Humbled Fan January 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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