Jobas

Jobas

Jobas

by Lolxdlamo balls September 29, 2022

Steve Jobs-ing it

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.

Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.

by BBEmpress August 1, 2017

steve jobs-ing

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.

Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.

by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017

Joast

The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.

Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!

by SleepyBv January 31, 2018

who the hell is steve jobs

ligma balls

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies

by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021

Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.

Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!

by Super Tips July 28, 2023

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009