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Joanna'd 

From the Home & Garden TV show Fixer Upper starring Chip & Joanna Gaines.

Chip remodels homes and Joanna furnishes & decorates them. Joanna has a tendency
to want to fill every square inch of the house with furniture, antiques, nic nacs, found

objects & junk. To Joanna'd something is to overdo, overstuff, overfill, overfurnish or
overstage a space. She famously had a crew member drive large screws into a freshly
painted wall so she could hang a rusty bicycle. When the homeowner saw it she looked

like she was going to have a stroke.
The house was so Joanna'd up the homeowner took one look and vomited.
Joanna'd by jsd9632 November 20, 2021
Words you can keep

get janna'd on

to get wrecked by a god tier overpowered support in league of legends with little to no true counter play, making you want to fuck the character up. (or fail to again, rather)
(man 1)man i totally got janna'd on in bot lane, i wish my support was more meta to counter the cancer with more cancer!
(man 2) man i feel you, it sucks to get janna'd on
get janna'd on by 4chanboy sweg August 15, 2017

Dirty joanna 

A fine ass female who thinks that things always go her way when it comes to sexual intercourse with a female
Babe why you acting like a dirty joanna
Dirty joanna by PanNonbinary1 September 13, 2021

Dirty Joanna 

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"
"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"
Dirty Joanna by StaciaJones September 22, 2021

dirty joanna 

When your girlfriend is making dinner and she calls you so she can give you head and have intercourse on the counter
Dude I got a dirty Joanna last night from my wife and it was incredible

Doing a Joanna 

When you get with someone a minimum of 10 years older than yourself.
Last night I was out in the club and ended up doing a Joanna
Doing a Joanna by Lol26 May 26, 2017

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine 

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine
Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine
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