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Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.
Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017

Jomanizer 

A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.

A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
The girl thought she found the love of her life, but it turns out that he was a total Jomanizer.
Jomanizer by TeresaB. September 26, 2010

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.
Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.
joanie is a very loyal person.. you can count on her whenever. she always there when you need someone, coolest n realist female you’ll ever meet no cap. her actions speak louder then words. never cap. gets madddddd very easily. goofy. nd anything you ask for inna female .
joanie was heree😝
joanie by jusdatkid November 2, 2019

moany joanie 

a woman who moans nonstop during sex.
Tony: Last night I fucked a moany Joanie for two hours.
moany joanie by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
A Janize is one heck of a person!
Their fun to hang with.
They tend to forget about you, but when you get their attention they make it seem like you're the only person in the world.
They're pretty, skinny, and very gullible.
They like partying and living life, but when it's time to be serious they're down!
They got yo back foo!
person 1: You look like such a Janize!
person 2: Really? Im skinny, and totally hot?
person 1: Hell yeah you are!
person 2: Oh yeahhhh
Janize by Best friend of Janize March 27, 2009
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Me: Poggers!
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