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Joanie
Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
Related Words
Joanize • Joanie • Janize • janizela • joanice • joanie-kay • Joanie Loves Chachi • joanierowe • Jomanizer • Dirty Joanie
Jomanizer
A habitual seducer of women. A man who is sustaining supposedly "exclusive" relationships with multiple girls simultaneously. A is a big flirt and enjoys making woman fall head over heals in love with him, even-though he has like 10,000,00 other girl friends.
A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
A combination of the word Joma (the man who inspired the creation of the word) and Womanizer
Origin: unsure
The Old Joanie Effort
When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.
Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.
The Old Joanie Effort by The Sex Gods June 9, 2009
moany joanie
moany joanie by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
Janize
A Janize is one heck of a person!
Their fun to hang with.
They tend to forget about you, but when you get their attention they make it seem like you're the only person in the world.
They're pretty, skinny, and very gullible.
They like partying and living life, but when it's time to be serious they're down!
They got yo back foo!
Their fun to hang with.
They tend to forget about you, but when you get their attention they make it seem like you're the only person in the world.
They're pretty, skinny, and very gullible.
They like partying and living life, but when it's time to be serious they're down!
They got yo back foo!
person 1: You look like such a Janize!
person 2: Really? Im skinny, and totally hot?
person 1: Hell yeah you are!
person 2: Oh yeahhhh
person 2: Really? Im skinny, and totally hot?
person 1: Hell yeah you are!
person 2: Oh yeahhhh
Janize by Best friend of Janize March 27, 2009
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