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JoNeshia
The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful
JoNeshia by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011
Jonesha
She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.
Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.
Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.
Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.
Jonesha by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018
Joneshia
Name of someone who is goal oriented, focused, intelligent, astute and a born leader. Low-key hilarious, might seem asexual until you get to know them and realise they're the most sexual person you could meet.
Joneshia by Triple J hero maniac July 14, 2019
jonesh
Jonesh's are wonderful but rare people who aren't usually known or found. They are social but antisocial beings. They love anything fun but know when to call it quits and are usually named after someone. They love really hard and fight for what's theirs .
jonesh by Jahjahjjjjjj November 20, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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