Jizzy-run

The post-coital dash to the nearest bathroom or paper towel suppository for general clean-up. Esp. where one lacks the foresight to store a Jizz Towel or other under the bed.

"Hey Stevo, Laura's dad totally busted me mid jizzy-run last night; I was sporting a semi and a handful of loo-roll. Talk about uncomfortable moments..."

by sparky173 April 7, 2010

jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

Jizz 'N' Run

When you are doing a girl in the pussy and you are about to jizz, you jizz then get the hell out of there and she will never know what hit her.

Dude, I was totally doing this hot ass blonde last night. She had the tightest pussy and said she didn't want to get pregnant and I didn't want any trouble so i pulled a Jizz 'N' Run!

by Jacob/Gaurav March 16, 2008

Run and Jizz

The act of doing a full out sprint into a crowd of people while you masturbate onto poor defenseless people.

I saw my brother run and jizz at the football meet yesterday.

by Dr. I Know Things December 4, 2010